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Submitted by chaospie, 2/9/2004 9:38:05 PM

21 Edit A Favorite of 72 Users	Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you - someone at slashdot Click here to buy posters!
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Submitted by lil_jujubeee, 10/7/2005 12:08:22 AM

22 Edit A Favorite of 72 Users	You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation. - Unknown
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Submitted by magpie, 6/10/2002 12:03:31 PM

23 Edit A Favorite of 71 Users	"Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button." - Unknown
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Submitted by ziveeman, 8/28/2005 5:58:53 PM

24 Edit A Favorite of 71 Users	MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers - Unknown
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Submitted by Akiratheoni, 8/30/2005 8:54:45 PM

25 Edit A Favorite of 70 Users	The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!" - Unknown
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Submitted by Ph3rny, 10/6/2005 11:58:57 AM

26 Edit A Favorite of 61 Users	Use The Best... Linux for Servers Mac for Graphics Palm for Mobility Windows for Solitaire - T-Shirt
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Submitted by MiChElLe, 10/1/2004 9:08:39 PM

27 Edit A Favorite of 59 Users	Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss. - My science teacher, Mr.O'Brian
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Submitted by Akiratheoni, 8/14/2005 10:15:15 PM

28 Edit A Favorite of 58 Users	Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows. - Unknown
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Submitted by candela, 1/30/2006 6:00:37 AM

29 Edit A Favorite of 56 Users	Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. - Unknown
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Submitted by i_luv_u, 6/29/2007 10:56:26 PM

30 Edit A Favorite of 48 Users	if YOUTUBE MYSPACE i'll GOOGLE your YAHOO - a website
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