Submitted by Girl of the Heart, 9/16/2004 5:54:47 PM [profile]
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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
- An e-mail
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Submitted by Girl of the Heart, 7/28/2004 7:40:09 PM [profile]
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That's what we do, you tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a b**** and I tell you when you're being a pain in my a**! Which you are, 99% of the time! And you know what?! I really don't care about your feelings cuz they've got about a 2 minute rebound rate and your back doing the next pain in the a** thing!!!
- Noah from "The Notebook"
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Submitted by Girl of the Heart, 9/18/2004 12:36:07 AM [profile]
Submitted by Girl of the Heart, 6/27/2004 9:42:06 PM [profile]
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"Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtilty of the very wise, flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar, and the fortitude of the certain".
- Leo Buscaglia
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Submitted by Girl of the Heart, 10/21/2004 7:16:23 PM [profile]
Submitted by Girl of the Heart, 6/27/2004 9:57:09 PM [profile]
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It's never over . . . you're always begining a new page, a new chapter. Scribed in your past, the story of what made you who you are today. The blank pages, are where you'll write of the person you're desitned to become.
- Unknown
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Submitted by Girl of the Heart, 10/21/2004 7:15:13 PM [profile]
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I always hear people say, "I'll save this for special occasion" or "I'll wait until tommorow" but what they don't realise is what is saved is often lost, everyday of our lives are a special occasion, and sometimes tommorow doesn't come.
- *'FAIRY'*
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Submitted by Girl of the Heart, 9/16/2004 5:47:27 PM [profile]
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(after 9/11) In San Francisco? Not so hard core security. At one end, a hummer and two National Guardsmen, at the other end, a hummer and two National Guardsmen. The problem is that the hummer and the National Guardsmen are wearing jungle camouflage. For those of you who have never been to San Francisco, the bridge is bright orange. I just feel like going: Be vewwry vewwry quiet. We're wooking for tewwowists.
- Robin Williams
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Submitted by Girl of the Heart, 7/1/2004 9:53:52 PM [profile]
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