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“ And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled ‘till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. ”
- Dr. Seuss
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Submitted by BriannaDanelle, 12/24/2009 7:14:18 PM
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Larry the Cable Guy Christmas Carols
(Little Drummer Boy)
Get a job you bum bum bum bum
Money don't grow on trees you bum bum bum bum
(Silent Night)
Silent farts
Deadly farts
All was calm
not for long
(Come all ye faithful)
Oh come all ye little horners
Come and get them green cards
And learn some damn english
and then how to drive
(Wish you a merry christmas)
I wish my mother not get hit by a car
I wish my mother not get hit by a car
I wish my mother not get hit by a car
so i wont have to hear her B****
(?)
blue balls
blue balls
its dollar night at the kitty club
see them dance on my pants
soon it'll be bathroom time
(Santa is coming to town)
Ya better watch out
i think shes a guy
i aint sure but something aint right
janet reno is coming to town
(Frosty the snow man)
JOhnny the retard
had a 8 pound water head
he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me
my name is johnny
(1st noel)
The first que*r santa claus
wore red leather chaps and
a pair of white shorty shorts
that had a hole in the back
(its on the tip of my tongue but i cant name it)
i p*ssed my pants
the toilet was just to far
i P*ssed right through my draws
i tried to hold it in
but my bladder just gave in
and i P*ssed right through my draws
my pretty wrangler draws
i p*ssed i P*ssed my wrangler draws
- larry the cable guy
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Submitted by XxBroken_AngelxX, 12/24/2009 1:41:38 PM
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the tooth fairy teaches kids to sell their body parts for money
the easter bunny teaches kids that those "little chocolates" on the ground are ok to eat
but santa teaches kids to break into children's hoouses and leave presentsand raid the kitchen for cookies..
happy holidays everyone :)
- paige :P
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Today I want to tell you
that I love having you for a dad.
You make me laugh when you play with me
and even smile when I'm feeling sad.
So thank you for being my daddy and,
for all the things you do,
I wish you a "Merry Christmas"
with love from me to you.
- Unknown
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