HUSBAND WANTED A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED ! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you ? Just look at you...you have no legs." The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you !" She snorted. "You don't have any arms either !" Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you !" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed ???" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "Rang the doorbell, didn't I ?
