The Best Quotes

("My Favorites" selections by users)
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  • 4581

    A Favorite of 114 users

    I keep telling myself that I don't miss you, and that I don't love you, hoping someday I'll believe it.

    Posted by babycakes03 in Love  ID#:38063
  • 4582

    A Favorite of 114 users

    Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
    (and what they actually mean)

    10. I think of you as a brother.
    (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)

    9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
    (I don't want to do my dad.)

    8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
    (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

    7. My life is too complicated right now.
    (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

    6. I've got a boyfriend.
    (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

    5. I don't date men where I work.
    (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

    4. It's not you, it's me.
    (It's you.)

    3. I'm concentrating on my career.
    (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

    2. I'm celibate.
    (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

    1. Let's be friends.
    (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.)

    Posted by tasteslikechicken in Women  ID#:47539
  • 4583

    A Favorite of 114 users

    I'm awake and Dressed, What more do you want from me!

    Posted by Albot589 in T-Shirt  ID#:48668
  • 4584

    A Favorite of 114 users

    "Live each day like its your day you'll be right."

    Posted by Kait in Faith  ID#:52069
  • 4585

    A Favorite of 114 users

    I hate having nothing to do. It gets me thinking too much.

    Posted by London_Lass in Humor  ID#:63621
  • 4586

    A Favorite of 114 users

    He knew he had made a mistake, you could see it on his face every time she walked into a room. He wished he hadn't done that to her.

    Posted by babycakes03 in Love  ID#:91000
  • 4587

    A Favorite of 114 users

    1 heartbreak. 2 eyes crying. 3 words never said again. 4 hands that won't be held. 5 mornings I'll pass him in the hall. 6 love notes ripped and torn. 7 days a week you'll think of him. 8 sad songs at night before you go to sleep. 9 wishes that never came true. 10 years before he realizes that its always been you.

    Posted by ernielee92 in General  ID#:165879
  • 4588

    A Favorite of 114 users

    be a rebel open the WRONG side of the popcorn! =D

    Posted by xXx-just_me-xXx in Humor  ID#:177182
  • 4589

    A Favorite of 114 users

    Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
    the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in America people order
    double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    Only in America banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in America we leave cars
    worth thousands of dollars in the
    driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in America we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    Only in America we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

    EVER WONDER ....

    Why the sun lightens our hair,
    but darkens our skin ?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why do sheep stay fluffy when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when
    they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe,
    why do they call the airport the terminal?

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

    Posted by Dntcheatwtf in Humor  ID#:182969
  • 4590

    A Favorite of 114 users

    I don't need a rose,
    i want a daisy you picked for my hair.
    I don't want a box of fancy chocolates,
    I want a burnt cookie that you made just for me.
    I don't want to go to some upscale restaurant,
    lets just have a picnic in the park.
    we don't have to go to prom,
    we can just dance on my front porch
    until we fall asleep in each others arms.

    Posted by frecklesnspeckles15 in Love  ID#:201240

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