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  • 4581

    A Favorite of 114 users

    1 heartbreak. 2 eyes crying. 3 words never said again. 4 hands that won't be held. 5 mornings I'll pass him in the hall. 6 love notes ripped and torn. 7 days a week you'll think of him. 8 sad songs at night before you go to sleep. 9 wishes that never came true. 10 years before he realizes that its always been you.

    Posted by ernielee92 in General  ID#:165879
  • 4582

    A Favorite of 114 users

    be a rebel open the WRONG side of the popcorn! =D

    Posted by xXx-just_me-xXx in Humor  ID#:177182
  • 4583

    A Favorite of 114 users

    Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
    the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in America ........do people order
    double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in America ......do we leave cars
    worth thousands of dollars in the
    driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

    EVER WONDER ....

    Why the sun lightens our hair,
    but darkens our skin ?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why do sheep stay fluffy when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when
    they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe,
    why do they call the airport the terminal?

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

    Posted by Dntcheatwtf in Humor  ID#:182969
  • 4584

    A Favorite of 114 users

    I don't need a rose,
    i want a daisy you picked for my hair.
    I don't want a box of fancy chocolates,
    I want a burnt cookie that you made just for me.
    I don't want to go to some upscale restaurant,
    lets just have a picnic in the park.
    we don't have to go to prom,
    we can just dance on my front porch
    until we fall asleep in each others arms.

    Posted by frecklesnspeckles15 in Love  ID#:201240
  • 4585

    A Favorite of 114 users

    You have to be sad sometimes, because if you aren't you forget how wonderful it is to be happy.

    Posted by NBA_Hoopster in Happiness  ID#:249260
  • 4586

    A Favorite of 114 users

    The less attention you give someone, the more they'll give you.

    Posted by batkins182 in Life  ID#:268123
  • 4587

    A Favorite of 114 users

    No relationship is perfect, ever. There are always some ways you have to bend, to compromise, to give something up in order to gain something greater...The love we have for each other is bigger than these small differences.

    ;)

    Posted by janMD in Love  ID#:271623
  • 4588

    A Favorite of 114 users

    Trying and Doing are two different things. When you try, you hope. When you do, you succeed.

    Posted by fashion3094 in Life  ID#:300038
  • 4589

    A Favorite of 114 users

    Did you know...

    It is impossible to lick your elbow.



    A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.





    A shrimp's heart is in its head.




    In a study of 200,000 ostriches
    over a period of 80 years,
    no one reported a single case where
    an ostrich buried its head in the sand.





    It is physically impossible
    for pigs to look up into the sky.





    A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.



    More than 50% of the people in the world
    have never made or received a telephone call.



    Horses can't vomit.





    The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
    is said to be the toughest tongue twister
    in the English language.



    If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
    If you try to suppress a sneeze,
    you can rupture a blood vessel
    in your head or neck and die.
    If you keep your eyes open by force,
    they can pop out.



    Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
    two rats could have over a million descendants.

    Wearing headphones for just an hour
    will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.


    If the government has no knowledge of aliens,
    then why does Title 14, Section 1211
    of the Code of Federal Regulations,
    implemented on July 16, 1969,
    make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact
    with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?



    In every episode of Seinfeld
    there is a Superman somewhere.


    A duck's quack doesn't echo,
    and no one knows why.


    23% of all photocopier faults worldwide
    are caused by people sitting on them
    and photocopying their butts.


    Most lipstick contains fish scales.



    Like fingerprints,
    everyone's tongue print is different.



    Over 75% of people who read this
    will try to lick their elbow.

    Posted by hyperMgirl101 in Humor  ID#:308905
  • 4590

    A Favorite of 114 users

    It's better to know the differences between what you may do, what you should do, and what you must do.

    Posted by wilzkanadi in Inspirational  ID#:321615

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