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    A Favorite of 3584 users

    It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

    Posted by Bob in Humor  ID#:50
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    A Favorite of 2962 users

    *12 signs your falling in love*

    12. You'll read his/her txts over and over again...
    11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...
    10. You'll pretend 2 be shy whenever you're with him/her...
    9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...
    8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.
    7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you...you can only see that person...
    6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
    5. He/She becomes all you think about
    4. You'll get high just by their smell...
    3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..
    2. You'll do anything for him/her...
    1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....

    Posted by yo_homegirl in Love  ID#:53004
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    A Favorite of 2916 users

    Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak … sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go

    Posted by wiseone in Wisdom  ID#:35163
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    A Favorite of 2845 users

    I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.

    Posted by xmaryx06 in Inspirational  ID#:18616
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    A Favorite of 2182 users

    "You can close your eyes to things you don't
    want to see, but you can't close your heart to
    the things you don't want to feel."

    Posted by ShehazCatEyes in Life  ID#:10172
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    A Favorite of 2171 users

    LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
    (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
    1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
    2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
    3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
    4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
    5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
    6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
    7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
    9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
    10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
    11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
    12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
    13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
    14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
    15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
    For the losers who didnt get it..... ur dumb

    Posted by leafyme22 in Humor  ID#:57990
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    A Favorite of 2118 users

    112 ways to say... I LOVE YOU

    English - I love you
    Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
    Albanian - Te dua
    Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
    Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
    Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
    Bambara - M'bi fe
    Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
    Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
    Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
    Bulgarian - Obicham te
    Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
    Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
    Catalan - T'estimo
    Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
    Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
    Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
    Creol - Mi aime jou
    Croatian - Volim te
    Czech - Miluji te
    Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
    Dutch - Ik hou van jou
    Esperanto - Mi amas vin
    Estonian - Ma armastan sind
    Ethiopian - Afgreki'
    Faroese - Eg elski teg
    Farsi - Doset daram
    Filipino - Mahal kita
    Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
    French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
    Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy
    Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
    Georgian - Mikvarhar
    German - Ich liebe dich
    Greek - S'agapo
    Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
    Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
    Hawaiian - Aloha Au Ia`oe (Thanks Craig)
    Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
    Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
    Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
    Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
    Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
    Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
    Hungarian - Szeretlek
    Icelandic - Eg elska tig
    Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
    Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
    Inuit - Negligevapse
    Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
    Italian - Ti amo
    Japanese - Aishiteru
    Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
    Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
    Kiswahili - Nakupenda
    Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
    Korean - Sarang Heyo
    Latin - Te amo
    Latvian - Es tevi miilu
    Lebanese - Bahibak
    Lithuanian - Tave myliu
    Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
    Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
    Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
    Marathi - Me tula prem karto
    Mohawk - Kanbhik
    Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
    Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
    Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
    Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
    Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
    Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
    Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
    Persian - Doo-set daaram
    Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
    Polish - Kocham Ciebie
    Portuguese - Eu te amo
    Romanian - Te iubesc
    Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
    Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
    Serbian - Volim te
    Setswana - Ke a go rata
    Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
    Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
    Sioux - Techihhila
    Slovak - Lu`bim ta
    Slovenian - Ljubim te
    Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
    Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
    Swedish - Jag alskar dig
    Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
    Surinam - Mi lobi joe
    Tagalog - Mahal kita
    Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
    Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
    Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
    Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
    Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
    Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
    Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
    Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
    Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
    Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
    Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
    Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
    Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
    Yoruba - Mo ni fe

    Posted by hottchick209 in Love  ID#:24493
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    A Favorite of 2097 users

    How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver's license?
    Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
    Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen?
    Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
    Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

    Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
    Driver: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
    Driver: Sure. Here it is.

    It was valid.

    Captain: Who's car is this?
    Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

    The driver owned the car.

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
    Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
    Driver: No problem.

    Trunk is opened; no body.

    Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

    Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

    Posted by itsamidget in Humor  ID#:28727
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    A Favorite of 1970 users

    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came, and never left your side...

    Posted by PenguinLvr142 in Friendship  ID#:17337
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    A Favorite of 1499 users

    15 things you probably never knew or thought about....

    1. At least five people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
    2. At least fifteen people in this world love you in some way.
    3. The only reason anyones would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
    4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
    5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
    6. You mean the world to someone.
    7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
    8. You are special and unique.
    9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
    10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
    11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
    12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
    13. Always remember the compliments you recieved. Forget the rude remarks.
    14. Always tell soemone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
    15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

    Posted by skate_n_cheer in Life  ID#:45362
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