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Irresponsible Dad: For the FIRST TIME...I'M ACTUALLY PROUD OF YOU, i wish i could be there to...to
Little Timmy: To give me a hug?
Irresponsible Dad: NO TO B*TCHSLAP YOU BECAUSE I F*CKING HATE YOU

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