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God gave us a great big apple, see, and He said...
Don't touch it.
He didn't say touch it once in a while.
He didn't say take a nibble when you're hungry.
He said, "Don't touch it.
Don't think about touching it.
Don't sing about touching it.
Don't think about singing about touching it."

Posted by mikc4  ID#:98015

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